Apocalypse on Main Street–Be Prepared

forsakenImage by Jonas DeRo

It could happen. Just because in the movies Godzilla or the Martians or the plague attack New York City doesn’t mean it can’t happen right on Main Street. Zombies especially have a predilection for turning up in small towns. And as in any emergency, preparedness is key.

We’ve all heard the supposed wisdom of water, matches, MREs, weapons etc, but what about comfort? What about fashion? Apocalypses have a way of causing feelings of doom and gloom, and one of the best ways to alleviate such depression is designer pink velour.

Juicy_Couture_ClassicRocking a Juicy Couture tracksuit during an apocalypse will not only improve one’s mood and bring comfort against a tired-of-running-from-aliens body, but it’s also meant for athletic enterprises, such as fighting zombies. The hood will protect one from the elements and brain splatter, and the kangaroo pockets are helpful for hiding Bowie knives and grenades.

It just so happens I’m having a contest on my personal blog where one lucky winner will find themselves properly kitted out for an apocalypse, whether on Main Street or in Manhattan. So enter for your chance to win.

Because there’s no excuse for not looking good–no matter what is chasing you.

 

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About bellastreet

Living so close to Nashville has provoked Bella to take up fiddle lessons. Until her tunes no longer sound like amorous alley cats, she writes romance with a touch of weird. Visit her at www.bellastreetwrites.blogspot.com
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10 Responses to Apocalypse on Main Street–Be Prepared

  1. Jill James says:

    LOL Yes, no excuses for not looking awesome during the apocalypse.

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  2. Tori Scott says:

    Hahahaha! My daughter often plans out what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse with her high school algebra class on those days when no one wants to work–the last day before a vacation break, after standardized testing, etc. I bet no one thought to bring a comfortable track suit to the melee!

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  3. monarisk says:

    Wish I could fit into one of these lovely pantsuits. Even the nice color is a no-no now a day!

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  4. stephaniequeen says:

    LOL, Bella! I’m prepared with my special Apocalypse crown and sunglasses!

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  5. E. Ayers says:

    Oh, how funny! I have 52 rolls of toilet paper and 21 rolls of paper towels in my house. Does that count? I believe in being prepared. Besides the Mayan calendar ends this month.

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  6. Do I have a better chance if my track suit has rhinestones that say JUICY on my rear? Because I will find a bedazzler if that is what it takes!! πŸ™‚ Thanks for the smile

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  7. Susan says:

    All I can say is LOL! Love it.

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  8. JoanReeves says:

    Oh, I entered this already on your own blog, Bella. Does this give me another chance? *g* Love these books. Anyone wanting a fun read, grab the Apocalypse Babes.

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  9. leighmorgan1 says:

    Thanks for the smile, Bella! Love these light-hearted posts. Especially good when the holiday stress seems to seep into everything! Apocalypse Babes is on my TBR list.

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  10. bellastreet says:

    Thanks everyone for your comments. And I must admit, toilet paper might be *slightly* more practical than pink velour πŸ™‚

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