Apocalypse on Main Street–Be Prepared

Image by Jonas DeRo

It could happen. Just because in the movies Godzilla or the Martians or the plague attack New York City doesn’t mean it can’t happen right on Main Street. Zombies especially have a predilection for turning up in small towns. And as in any emergency, preparedness is key.

We’ve all heard the supposed wisdom of water, matches, MREs, weapons etc, but what about comfort? What about fashion? Apocalypses have a way of causing feelings of doom and gloom, and one of the best ways to alleviate such depression is designer pink velour.

Rocking a Juicy Couture tracksuit during an apocalypse will not only improve one’s mood and bring comfort against a tired-of-running-from-aliens body, but it’s also meant for athletic enterprises, such as fighting zombies. The hood will protect one from the elements and brain splatter, and the kangaroo pockets are helpful for hiding Bowie knives and grenades.

It just so happens I’m having a contest on my personal blog where one lucky winner will find themselves properly kitted out for an apocalypse, whether on Main Street or in Manhattan. So enter for your chance to win.

Because there’s no excuse for not looking good–no matter what is chasing you.