Have you ever been so frustrated with those you love that you hand wrote and then texted to them a photo image of a “non-love letter”? I have. And it’s still taped to the microwave. I can’t say that this exercise stopped the activity it was written to end. I can say my husband couldn’t get a certain song out of his head for days. Punishment enough??? Yep…Grin.
4/25/2017 – STATEMENT OF INTENT
This is not a love letter.
When you leave the house with every downstairs light on full without putting the dogs out with working collars on – that is UNGENTLEMANLY behavior.
Since this has been discussed repeatedly – I will assume that absent an alien invasion or the zombie apocalypse if this happens again it is intentional.
In that event the following random intentional acts may come your way. This list is illustrative not exhaustive:
- Playing Darth Vader theme music repeatedly so you vcan’t get away.
- The constant airing of BBC shows.
- Liberal use of ice water – the shower is not a safe space any more.
One angry when dogs go wild before 6:30 AM romance writer
p.s. This is May’s blog – Congratulations!