A Dwindling Daylight Day in the Life of Stephanie Queen

Is it a coincidence that in this dwindling daylight time of year (sorry if this doesn’t apply to you folks from the South Pole) that holiday decorations and lights get amped up?

I think not.

A pair in my Holiday Sunglasses Collection (displayed on a manequin head of course)

Festivities blossom at the exact time when we all might be despairing about stocking up on light bulbs. So instead, we’re stocking up on strings of lights and tinsel too. And darned excited about it!

 So what’s your point? I can hear you asking now (yes, I’m a mind reader—but it only works on imaginary people who are reading my columns—then I get this fabulous insight about …okay, back to the point.)

My point is…well…it’s more an observation than a point.  Let me illustrate with a snippet from a typical day in my life during this magical sunlight-challenged, yet holiday-festivity-abundant time of year.

First, I do not wake up to the sunlight streaming in the window—I only dreamed about that. Instead, the cat woke me with extra loud purring because even she knows about the holiday excitement. (She watches too much TV and I’m afraid all the commercials have affected her.) So in the murky morning dark I follow the sound of the cat’s purring (and occasional screeching when I misstep) to the light switch.

Fast forward to coffee-drinking—or I should say slow-forward since there’s nothing fast about my pre-coffee activities (which include dressing and what-not) (what-not is a handy word isn’t it?). By the time I finish my last sip of coffee, bedecked in my red and green sweater sprinkled with sequence and felt cut-outs of Santa and his reindeer and random puffballs of snowflakes and a Christmas tree, I’m feeling awake enough to put on my holiday crown. It’s the one with multi-colored stars and flashing snowmen. I grab my sunglasses and whistle for Myren my Chauffeur. (The sunglasses are to protect against snow blindness.)

Myren pulls up sporting his Santa hat in place of the chauffeur cap and I’m sporting a big smile. That’s the whole purpose of Santa hats, isn’t it? Well, maybe I’m just a sucker for Santa hats. Reindeer antlers kill me too. I have a crown with…I digress—back to the day.

My mission this morning is to get a TREE. A live over-the-top, pine-scented tree with all the stuff on it. (I write for a living—I’m no decorator—although a couple of my characters are decorators, so maybe I’m trying to compensate in my fiction for…digressing again.) We drive around looking at countless tree stores—you know those parking lots with card board signs that say “Xmas trees for sale” with a previously homeless guy wearing a red and black plaid jacket and cap pulled low over his face holding a saw at the ready to wait on you?

Finally we end up at an indoor holiday store that used to be a swimming pool store not six months earlier that sells trees all tooled out in full regalia. There are about two thousand themes to choose from. So I take my time until lunch and then we wait on line at a lunch place for a while—I didn’t ask for Queenly preference to cut the line even though all my subjects were in awe of my royal presence (well, they were staring and seemed to be pretty impressed by the crown).

After lunch and more looking around, at about row 73 of trees, I found the perfect one (or at least it seemed perfect at this time—which was about the time my feet were getting tired and the daylight started dwindling. If it had been June, I’d have been looking at trees til 9 at night with energy to spare).

Myren hauled the bagged tree onto the roof and we were off. I was looking forward to a cozy fire in the fireplace and some eggnog about now. And I was looking forward to all those flashing lights amidst the shiny garland and sparkling decorations on my over-the-top themed Xmas tree.

So my point is, don’t be too hard on all that commercialism and craziness at this time of year. It all serves a purpose. It’s all about overcompensating for the dwindling daylight to keep our spirits up. Or to give us a headache to distract us from our depression about dwindling daylight. Either way, it’s not entirely a bad thing.

Stephanie Queen has some fabulous spirit-lifting novels perfect for reading this time of year. Check out her romantic comedy suspense series including The Throwbacks and The Hot Shots. Visit her website at www.StephanieQueen.com for more information.

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8 Responses to A Dwindling Daylight Day in the Life of Stephanie Queen

  1. monarisk says:

    Stephanie, thank you. You made me smile and laugh and gather enough energy to start my day.

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  2. Jill James says:

    Stephanie, thanks for a few chuckles to start Monday. I live in Northern California so it is chilly, but sunny today.

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  3. Roxy Boroughs says:

    Those are quite the sunglasses, Stephanie.

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  4. Love the sunglasses. So, uh, unusual. I can only imagine your sequined sweater and holiday crown! Thanks for a delightful explanation of why bling is so important at this time of year.

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  5. leighmorgan1 says:

    The glasses rock! Need a photo of the crown though…it’s all about the bling :). I love lights this time of year and all through the winter, especially when the snow turns grey from road and street dirt. Everything just looks more magical when it twinkles. Thanks for the lovely start to my day <3.
    Leigh

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  6. E. Ayers says:

    Oh, so funny! I need coffee and bling! Actually, I need light bulbs. I used my last one and forgot to replace them. So what happened? The light on my desk blew. Lucky me! I found a blub with enough wattage to allow me to see my coffee cup but not enough to do anything else. Must brave the crowds of shoppers for a package of light bulbs. But first I need more coffee! Maybe I’ll find my reindeer antlers and wear them.

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  7. It’s fun finding kindred spirits among writers. I need to find my Santa hat, my hair needs a good trim, but nothing is getting done until I finish NaNo. I’ve warned the family. Leave me alone until midnight on Friday. I have a lot of catching up to do by then.

    I do want to see a picture of the crown. I saw someone many years ago, with a jean jacket and on the shoulder they had a Christmas scene perched there. I thought that was the neatest thing I’ve ever seen. I search for a photo, but couldn’t find anything close to it.

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  8. Joan Reeves says:

    *LOL* Love the glasses, Steph. Dwindling time, dwindling days. December officially hits on Saturday! So much to do. So few people to do it for me.

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